Katie. 18. Minnesota.
This is a humor and artsy kind of a blog, or whatever happens to suit my fancy. I enjoy new followers, and I will most likely follow back, unless your blog is stinky, but it probably wouldn't be, because you're following me, now aren't you? Yeah, I know that sentences are not minivans. Sorry. I also enjoy questions in my ask box.

19th October 2014

Photo reblogged from fat amy with 26,477 notes

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19th October 2014

Chat reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 15,284 notes

  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

Tagged: me as hell

19th October 2014

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churrosforthewin:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

Now that’s a movie

Source: chekov-in-a-dress

17th October 2014

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and people here wonder why i’m so quiet well it’s like you fuckers don’t listen to me when i talk anyway what’s the point

Tagged: personal

17th October 2014

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It just sucks because I don’t talk that often, i like to listen to people, but when i do have something to say or a story i want to vent about, as soon as i start talking, the person i’m talking to just starts telling their own story and talking over me like wow cool thanks for fucking listening to me

Tagged: personal

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 225,098 notes

Tagged: mei hate lispsor any kind of speech impediment i'm so mean but it bugs me so so much

Source: master-kief

17th October 2014

Chat reblogged from long story short with 187,927 notes

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

Source: moriarty

17th October 2014

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brigwife:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

Source: mcdontgiveafuck

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from long story short with 19,314 notes

artbymoga:

Yo refusing to walk through a door because a woman is holding it open for you is not chivalry, it’s called being an asshole.

When you hold a door open for someone, it should have nothing to do with their gender/sex/identity and everything to do with you just being a considerate human being. 

Source: artbymoga

17th October 2014

Photo reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 38,192 notes

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17th October 2014

Photo reblogged from fat amy with 6,311 notes

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17th October 2014

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thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

Source: pleatedjeans

17th October 2014

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australiansanta:

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

Source: australiansanta

17th October 2014

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scottish:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

Source: scottish

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Afternoon Snooze Button with 79,458 notes

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

Source: vamellope