Katie. 18. Minnesota.
This is a humor and artsy kind of a blog, or whatever happens to suit my fancy. I enjoy new followers, and I will most likely follow back, unless your blog is stinky, but it probably wouldn't be, because you're following me, now aren't you? Yeah, I know that sentences are not minivans. Sorry. I also enjoy questions in my ask box.

21st September 2014

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duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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boyx:

Lily of the Valley

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21st September 2014

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Date someone who begs to go down on you.
— RP (via ridiculouslyproper)

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21st September 2014

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shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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21st September 2014

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Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind.
Nayyirah Waheed  (via nofatnowhip)

Tagged: i need to realize this so hardi'm not used to being desired either so it's hard to tell the difference nowi get so attached so easily it's awful

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21st September 2014

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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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21st September 2014

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setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

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21st September 2014

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

thismeatisundercooked:

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

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21st September 2014

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Tagged: me

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20th September 2014

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Hahaha yup I’m fucking dumb

17th September 2014

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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